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Jean Grae

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2020 • 2019 • 2018 • 2017 • 2016 • 2015
Critically acclaimed lyricist, producer, writer, director, cinematographer and all around consummate entertainer Jean Grae has been challenging the boundaries of artistry since her debut in 1996. Whether creating music with imaginative narratives that immerse the listener in a dark world of Grae's design, or spilling her most personal stories of love and life experiences, she always delivers an honest performance that strikes the most vulnerable parts of her audience and keeps them wondering, “what will she do next?”Well into an almost 20 year long career that maintains not only relevancy, but continues to push the envelope of perception, marketing and branding. Grae has worked alongside Mos Def, Talib Kweli, The Roots, Pharoahe Monch, and a list that this very small bio cannot contain. Sorry, bio.Grae recently made her directorial debut and created her company, “KAGD.” With videos for The Hellpit Faeries, Talib Kweli and herself under her belt, she created “Life With Jeannie” a half hour sitcom, written, directed by and starring Grae. “Life With Jeannie” premiered on 12/25 on JeanGrae.com and Grae's latest releases: Gotham Down cycles 1-3 is available on JeanGrae.bandcamp.com.

2020 PERFORMERS & GUESTS

Jonathan Coulton

Jonathan Coulton is from the Internet. While a struggling music industry fell to pieces over file sharing and shifting business models, he quietly and independently amassed a small army of techies, nerds, and dedicated superfans. Featured in the New York Times, NPR and slashdot, his songs cover an eclectic range of subjects, from zombies and mad scientists to marriage and parenthood. In concert he moves fluidly between pathos and ridiculous fun. Seeing your first Coulton show is like walking into an insider club meeting, but one that gleefully welcomes and indoctrinates you in short order.

Jim Boggia

For more than 20 years, Jim Boggia has been winning over fans, critics, contemporaries and luminaries alike with his uncompromising devotion to the sort of winsomely nostalgic, emotionally direct songcraft that’s impervious to age. His sonically intelligent retro-pop manifesto informs three studio albums—2001’s Fidelity Is the Enemy, 2005’s Safe in Sound and 2008’s Misadventures in Stereo—and he’s worked with a startling array of artists, including Aimee Mann, Juliana Hatfield, Mike Viola, Tracy Bonham, Bernadette Peters, David Poe, NRBQ’s Big Al Anderson, famed Beach Boys lyricist Tony Asher, MC5 guitarist Wayne Kramer, Attractions drummer Pete Thomas, esteemed ’70s pop misfit Emitt Rhodes, and Canadian songstress Amanda Marshall. Also an accomplished singer and guitarist, Boggia performs with the well-known New York City-based Beatles tribute band, the Fab Faux, as well as Mad Dogs & Dominos, an 18-piece collective headed by a heavyweight roster that includes Blues Brothers alum Lou Marini and producer John Leventhal. Oh, and he plays a mean ukulele.

Quelle Chris

Having soaked up game all over the country, Quelle has a style with no obvious lineage and sounds like nobody else. Few other MC/producers can leap from humor to intense personal reflection, from hardcore rhyming to serious experimentation and make sense of it all. More succinctly, Quelle is the real deal. The triple threat MC/Producer/visual artist comes to the table with no gimmicks or trends. Quelle Chris is just being his unapologetically honest self.

Kelly Sue DeConnick

Kelly Sue DeConnickgoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020 • 2018 • 2016Kelly Sue DeConnick is best known for surprise hits like Carol Danvers' rebranding as Captain Marvel and the Eisner-nominated mythological western, PRETTY DEADLY; thelatterwas...

Tybee Diskin

Tybee Diskingoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020Tybee Diskin is a host and creative producer from Tallahassee, FL. She has worked in the internet nerdscape since 2009, starting with Indy Mogul's Backyard FX and moving on to produce and star in the...

Matt Fraction

Matt Fractiongoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020 • 2018 • 2016Matt Fraction writes comic books out in the woods where he lives with his wife, the writer Kelly Sue DeConnick, his two children, two dogs, a cat, a bearded dragon, some fish, and a...

Vance Gilbert

Vance Gilbertgoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020Vance Gilbert burst onto the singer/songwriter scene in the early 90's when buzz started spreading in the folk clubs of Boston about an ex-multicultural arts teacher who was knocking 'em dead at...

John Hodgman

John Hodgmangoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020 • 2018 • 2016 • 2014 • 2013 • 2012 • 2011John Hodgman is Jonathan Coulton’s friend. He has done a lot of stuff on stage, page, and various screens. He is the host of the Judge John Hodgman podcast,...

N. K. Jemisin

N. K. Jemisingoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020 • 2018 • 2016N(ora). K. Jemisin is an author of speculative fiction short stories and novels who lives and writes in Brooklyn, NY. Her work has been nominated for the Hugo (three times), the Nebula...

Zoë Keating

Zoë Keatinggoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020 • 2017 • 2016 • 2013Cellist and composer Zoë Keating is a one-woman orchestra. She uses a cello and a foot-controlled laptop to record layer upon layer of cello, creating intricate, haunting and...

Yoon Ha Lee

Yoon Ha Leegoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020Yoon Ha Lee's debut novel, Ninefox Gambit, won the Locus Award for best first novel and was a finalist for the Hugo, Nebula, and Clarke awards.  Lee's middle grade space opera, Dragon Pearl, was...

Molly Lewis

The following bio was crowdsourced one sentence at a time from Molly Lewis’s twitter followers (@Molly23). She cannot vouch for its accuracy:

Molly Lewis is at least one of two people in the continental US named “Molly.” Known for her quirky songs and insatiable desire to woo the internet, Molly has also been known to slam revolving doors.After realizing no one could see her behind a guitar, Molly picked up a ukulele, & single-handedly created an internet sensation. All of her ukelele strings are made from strands of her own hair, painstakingly treated in the fires of Mt. Doom.

Molly had a breakout year in 2009, in which she released “I Made You A CD, But I Eated It,” and made her first appearances at W00tstock and PAX Prime. Molly is known for playing covers of her own songs. After setting sales records with her pop band Molly Lewis & The News, Molly disappeared from the zeitgeist for years. When she returned as a solo artist, she was ready to write about what really interested her: Mr. T and female reproduction. Molly got permission to use Mr. T in a song after beating him two-out-of-three in a curling contest.

Molly is a fan favorite and has a huge following in Canada among other places! Molly may require cleanup to meet Wikipedia’s quality standards.

Aimee Mann

Interested in the full range of human faults, foibles, dysfunction, and self-delusion? You could spend your evening re-reading the DSM-IV Manual. Or you could opt to spend some time with an even more entertaining catalog of idiosyncracies: Charmer, the latest album from Aimee Mann, as fine a chronicler of the human comedy as popular music has produced. Names have been obscured to protect the guilty, but you will almost certainly recognize yourself in these short narratives, along with the fellow travelers who have conned, enabled, victimized, or (yes) charmed you.

Mann has the presence of mind to write songs about narcissists, which is a little different from the 90 percent of rock songs that are about being a narcissist. “The first song I wrote for the album was called ‘Charmer,’ so that’s kind of what started it,” she says. “And there are obviously songs that aren’t really on that topic, but it was a thing that I kept coming back to, because I do think people who are super-charming are really interesting. And I see how charm is on a continuum that goes all the way from people who can talk you out of anything to people who are manipulative to people who are almost a little sinister. They’re usually people who you really like being around in the beginning, because they’re really good at creating an impression that perhaps is tailor-made for you, and that’s very seductive.”

You might say it naturally follows that an album named Charmer would need to be musically seductive, as well. And this one certainly delivers its own charm offensive with a production style that sometimes harks back unabashedly to an earlier era, three decades or more ago, when electric guitars and synths walked the earth together in harmony. The full sound is in stark contrast to her much starker previous album, 2008’s Smilers, which was not so big on the new wave. She might even have been inspired by some fellow former Bostonites.

“This time, we bring the guitars back in.” she says, “and the bands we kind of listened to for reference were the Cars and Blondie and Split Enz. And ‘Jackie Blue’ by the Ozark Mountain Daredevils, that awesome song—that was a big point of reference.” And she won’t disagree if you suggest that this might be her fullest-sounding album since the I’m With Stupid era. “I think if you’re emulating or inspired by that sort of era of radio pop, it’s just by nature more ‘produced.’ On the last record, our template was Area 51, because it was acoustic guitars and this kind of deserty, tumbleweed feel,” she laughs, “with synthesizers on top. This time, I wanted to use more analog synthesizers, because the music I was inspired by was that real ‘70s kind of thing. You know on Parallel Lines, when they were first putting synths in, but they were still being played almost like guitars? When I go back and listen to that stuff now, I go, ‘Oh, this is basically a rock band with just some bloopity bloopity keyboards on top.’” Make no mistake: “I love that,” she affirms. “I wanted to go back to: Remember when synthesizers were super-fun and brand new?”

Super-fun is not a term that everyone would expect to escape the lips of Mann, who well knows that she has an image—and possibly preternatural gift—for songs some would consider sad and downbeat. But there is a subtler kind of levity in her music that, followed to its natural end, leads to the kinship she feels with certain comedians and explains why she frequently does shows with the likes of Patton Oswalt and Paul F. Tompkins. And perhaps it explains why you’ll hear some of the biggest laughs this side of a Bridesmaids screening at a Mann show, sometimes arguably morose subject matter notwithstanding.

“There’s probably a little bit of relief of ‘Oh, I’m so glad that she’s not super-sour and depressed’—so any small joke, I get the laughter of relief, if it’s funny at all,” she says of the mood at her concerts. “Half the shows I still go, ‘Oh, I don’t know what to say,’ but I’ve definitely learned a lot from just being around comics. That’s not to say that I’m funny, but I think just being around it and adopting a little bit of a cadence or vernacular is helpful.” And the wit is certainly there in her songwriting, if you look for it. “There’s an irony that’s implicit through a lot of stuff. There is always a fair amount of moments where I write something that I suddenly realize is a very apt description of a situation that’s uncomfortable or horrible, but that the very accuracy of it makes me laugh, even though I can’t really expect that other people will. It’s a bit of a gallows humor, maybe.”

Articulation of these scenarios is the best medicine, whether or not laughter is part of the tonic, and that’s been the case ever since Mann resisted an overbearing beau’s admonitions to “keep it down now” and “shut up” in “Voices Carry,” the 1985 smash that put ‘Til Tuesday on the map. After three acclaimed albums fronting that band, Mann went solo with the Jon Brion-produced Whatever, and really went solo—label-wise—in 2000 with Bachelor No. 2 (Or, The Last Remains of the Dodo), which she snatched back from the clutches of an unconcerned major label and released on her own SuperEgo Records, beating the indie rush by several years.

This roughly coincided with Paul Thomas Anderson’s Magnolia, which featured a good number of Mann’s tunes as a song score—including “Wise Up,” the tough-love anthem that might still be the best summation of Mann’s entire unflinching catalog. Another song from the film, “Save Me,” was nominated for a Best Song Academy Award, which explains the “Oscar loser” self-description in the tagline on Mann’s Twitter account.

Among the albums that followed were One More Drifter in the Snow, an unlikely Christmas album that inspired a yearly series of holiday-themed variety shows, and the semi-narrative The Forgotten Arm. Plans have long been brewing to adapt the latter piece into a stage musical, although that’s on hold till she has a chance to do some serious work with the project’s book writer David Henry Hwang.

Another planned but stalled stage musical led to the creation of one of the new album’s songs, “Living a Lie,” in which Mann trades lead vocals with the Shins’ James Mercer. “Because it’s such a duet-y duet,” she says, “we wanted to get somebody who really had a great voice, and we were just lucky that he was game.” The tune has its “weird genesis” in Mann’s acquaintance with Aaron Sorkin, whom she met through mutual friends (unrelated to her previous cameo on The West Wing). “He started telling me about an idea for a musical he had, and obviously he’s got 50 million projects, so I don’t know if it’s something that’ll ever happen. But he told me the basic plot of it, and just as an exercise, I thought, ‘Suppose this is the song these two characters sing where their relationship is really falling apart.’ It makes me laugh, because two people singing a duet is usually a love song, and these are two people that are ripping each other to shreds. ‘You narcissist!’ ‘Oh yeah? Well, you’re this has-been who thinks he’s so great‚Ķ’ I should write a whole record of vicious duets.”

The Forgotten Arm dealt with an area of psychology Mann is obsessed with: addiction. She’s also dealing with that on Charmer, but not drugs. Rather, she’s tackling some less obvious but possibly more insidious forms of pathology‚Ķ as seen on television.

“I was watching Hoarders,” she laughs, explaining the inspiration for the oddly titled “Gumby.” “The thing I was fascinated by is that you have people who are desperate to help their loved ones who are living in squalor and often in dangerous circumstances, but the hoarders themselves do nothing but resent the help. They just see that you’re trying to take their shit from them, and they constantly position themselves to be the victim of these people who are coming in trying to help. It’s really delusional.”

“Soon Enough,” meanwhile, is “about an intervention. Of course another show I watch religiously! Everybody’s reading their letters and everybody’s crying, while once again, the target of the intervention is like ‘Fuck all y’all.’ It’s so classic. So the narrator of the song is like, ‘Yeah, I know, we’re all a bunch of assholes—we’re all against you. Just sit and listen to the letters, and soon enough you can say what a bunch of jerks we are. We get it.’” Mann’s co-writer on this one was comic Tim Heidecker, of Tim & Eric fame, who also signed on to direct a video for the tune.

Those are songs about some not-so-charming types. But Mann gets back to the album’s central conceit with songs like “Disappeared,” about the type of popular fellow who “makes a big production out of cutting people off‚Ķ and in your relationship with them, you always think, ‘Well, they’ll never do that to me.’”

Then there’s the hooky “Crazy Town,” about “one of my favorite topics, the crazy girlfriend. I have a friend who does out with these girls who always wear short, tight dresses and high heels. They all refer to themselves as ‘spontaneous,’ which to me is code for ‘I’m crazy, and if we’re driving down the street, I might just hang out the window and yell at passers-by.’ Or if someone describes themselves as ‘passionate.’ I honestly think that’s a code word for ‘I will make scenes and throw shit at you in public places.’ The girl who seems to fun at the beginning of the night, whose hair you’re holding while she throws up at the end. There’s a certain type of guy who goes for that girl—the caretaker, who’s very present and sober. And these people go together. The crazy girl can’t flourish without the fixer.”

And of course there’s the “Charmer” himself—a type Mann is intimately familiar with, having been around her share of entertainers and politicians. “They’re usually people who you really like being around in the beginning, and then they’re very exhausting after a while, because they require an audience. But that’s very seductive. My husband has a line in a song which I always think about when I talk about this subject, which is: ‘When you think he likes you, you like the way he thinks.’ To me, that really sums it up, because you yourself are complicit in the interaction of the charmer. As soon as you think somebody likes you, then you suddenly think, ‘What a great guy!’”

As should be perfectly clear by now, Mann is not mired in the traditional business of strictly writing love songs, but more prone toward diving into the vast majority of human interactions that almost never get a song written about them. “To me, the dynamics of a situation can be applied to anything,” she says. “In a love relationship, it just gets amplified, and then people get crazier about the results. But it’s usually all the same kind of stuff, regardless of who you’re dealing with. You think, where have I been in this situation before? ‘Crazy Town’ is more sort of about a relationship, but it could also be about a friendship, or about a guy taking care of his alcoholic mother. You know, it is very sad to have friends who are crazy and can’t take care of themselves. And you can’t get too far into it, because then you’ll be dwelling in the world of crazy, and there’s no getting out. I can apply that to a lot of different circumstances, and the feelings behind that dynamic never change.”

Mann has been cast in a small role in an upcoming independent film, and she laughs about her thespian aspirations, or lack thereof. “There’s not weeping or anything” required in the role, she points out. “I think I look annoyed sometimes, which I feel like I could probably handle.” Possibly aside from a cameo in the Coen brothers’ The Big Lebowski, her best known part was playing herself in a celebrated episode of IFC’s Portlandia, in which Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein are shocked to have hired one of their favorite singer/songwriters as a maid—and proceed to alternately worship and upbraid their heroine/housekeeper. “That was a true story: Carrie had hired a cleaning service and the girl who showed up was a singer in a band they liked. People love that show. I love that show. And yeah, more people have recognized me from Portlandia than music in the last year.”

In the last year, Mann got invited not just to do a fictional Portland couple’s housecleaning, but to join a Pennsylvania Avenue couple at the White House. She was part of a day the Obamas devoted to celebrating poetry (along with a more controversial musician, Common). It shook her up, in a good way.

The White House confab “had a really big impact, way bigger than I expected. Don’t get me wrong, I knew it was a big gig. But I also didn’t think it would have this big spiritual impact on me. Hearing the poets talk was really inspiring and honestly made me think totally differently about the purpose of art, which I think heretofore I thought was just a nice add-on if everything else is taken care of—like, a fun little frill for life. But I started to realize there’s something more essential about art, and it’s kind of the thing that makes the difference from being just a group, like a herd, to being a civilization.”

The characters Mann writes about tend not to think such noble thoughts, but if art is largely making something functional out of dysfunction, then Mann just might be our laureate, whether or not the president has called back with the official designation. She’s the kind of artist who’d rather disarm than charm, though maybe you’d be forgiven for even applying the C-word to her bracing musical bewitchery.

Clint McElroy

CLINT McELROY…

  • Has fathered (an estimated) three children
  • Was senior class president for Ironton High School Class of ’73 (1973, wise-ass, not 1873)
  • Wrote Green Hornet comic books…for money.
  • Is the most popular teacher at Marshall University because he is an easy A and never takes roll
  • Made his motion picture debut in We Are Marshall
  • Kilt him a bar when he was only 3
  • Has sung and danced in a Tony Award-winning Broadway production
  • Worked for 42 years in the Radio industry (Ask your grandparents about it)
  • Played Ran’l Hatfield in a Hatfield and McCoy TV show on A&E Network
  • Loves doing The Adventure Zone because it enables him hang with his kids on a regular basis

ONLY ONE OF THESE STATEMENT IS FALSE! CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE?

Griffin McElroy

Griffin McElroy is a co-host of the wildly-popular podcast My Brother, My Brother and Me along with his brothers Justin and Travis McElroy. The three brothers also host The Adventure Zone podcast with their father Clint. He also co-hosts the podcast Wonderful! with his wife Rachel. Griffin was a founding editor of Polygon, Vox Media’s gaming brand. In 2017, Griffin was selected by Forbes for their “30 Under 30” list of media luminaries.

Justin McElroy

Justin McElroy is the host/co-host of numerous podcasts, including modern advicecast My Brother, My Brother and Me, medical history show Sawbones, RPG show The Adventure Zone, He also writes and makes videos for gaming site Polygon, and can be see in in YouTube series Monster Factory, Things I Bought at Sheetz and Quality Control. He’s also one of the great huggers.

Rachel McElroy

Rachel McElroy is a part-time podcaster, part-time community college grantwriter, and full-time McElroy wife (to Griffin) and mom (to Henry). She entered the family business in 2016 with the Maximum Fun podcast Rose Buddies, a show with Griffin about The Bachelor and reality dating shows. In 2017, this show turned into Wonderful!, a podcast she and Griffin do about the pieces of culture they love and think others could love too.

Dr. Sydnee McElroy

google-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020 • 2019 • 2017Dr. Sydnee McElroy is the co-host of Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine and Still Buffering: A Sisters' Guide to Teens Through the Ages. She's also a family doctor and assistant...

Travis McElroy

Travis McElroy is a full-time Podcast Host/Producer who works on way more projects than he has time for. He started podcasting in 2010 with the comedy advice show My Brother, My Brother and Me. Since then, he has gone on to co-host The Adventure Zone, Shmanners, The Kind Rewind, Bunker Buddies, Trends Like These, Til Death Do Us Blart, Interrobang with Travis and Tybee, The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2, Can I Pet Your Dog, and Surprisingly Nice. He and his brothers also adapted MBMBaM into a similarly titled television show on Seeso.com.

Mega Ran

Mega Rangoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020When LA Weekly called Ran "The complete package as an MC,” they meant it. A former teacher, Mega Ran (formerly Random) blends education, hip-hop and gaming in amazing new ways, penetrating the...

Paul and Storm

Paul and Storm (Paul Sabourin and Greg “Storm” DiCostanzo) are known internationally and across the Internet for their original comedy music (often with a “nerd-ish” bent). In addition to their own live performances, they are co-founders of the geek-oriented variety show w00tstock, along with Wil Wheaton and Adam Savage, and co-produce JoCo Cruise. The duo’s original webseries musical, LearningTown, debuted on YouTube’s Geek & Sundry channel in January 2013. Also in 2013, their song “Another Irish Drinking Song” was featured in the hit movie Despicable Me 2, and in July had their guitar smashed on stage by George R. R. Martin (and deserved it). Their fifth full-length CD, Ball Pit, came out in 2014, and was the central item of the duo’s wildly successful Kickstarter campaign. They are staff writers for, and contributed numerous songs to, the rebooted season of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Liz Phair

Liz Phairgoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020Liz Phair is a Grammy-nominated singer songwriter whose debut album, Exile In Guyville, is considered by music critics to be a landmark of indie rock. She has been a recording artist and touring...

Rebecca Roanhorse

Rebecca Roanhorsegoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020Rebecca Roanhorse is a Nebula, Hugo and Locus Award-winning speculative fiction writer and the recipient of the 2018 Astounding (Campbell) Award for Best New Writer. Her novel Trail of Lightning...

John Roderick

John Roderickgoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020 • 2017 • 2016 • 2015 • 2014 • 2013 • 2012 • 2011John Roderick is the songwriter and singer/guitarist of The Long Winters, forming the band from a mound of clay back in 2001. Widely acclaimed as one...

Riz Rollins

writer and dj riz rollins (just ‘riz’ to his friends) has been a presence in the seattle music landscape where he hosts a variety and electronica show on 90.3 fm for almost thirty years. a stalwart in both the club and event scene, he has played alongside a diverse roster of artists that includes nirvana and james brown, die antwoord and funkadelic, amon tobin and osunlade. proficient with a plethora of styles that include disco, hip hop, house, world, r&b,ambient, jazz and gospel he regrets that he won’t be slugging his vinyl on this trip, but maybe he’ll invite you over for tea and rekkid playing hopefully soon.

Patrick Rothfuss

Patrick Rothfuss was born in Madison, Wisconsin to awesome parents who encouraged him to read and create through reading to him, gentle boosts of self-esteem, and deprivation of cable television. During his formative years, he read extensively and wrote terrible short stories and poetry to teach himself what not to do.

Patrick matriculated at the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point, initially studying chemical engineering which led to a revelation that chemical engineering is boring. He then spent the next nine years jumping from major to major, taking semesters off, enjoying semesters at part-time, and generally rocking the college student experience before being kindly asked to graduate already. Surprisingly enough, he had enough credits to graduate with an English major, and he did so grudgingly.

Patrick then went to grad school. He’d rather not talk about it.

All this time Patrick was working on “The Book,” as he and his friends lovingly titled it. When he returned to Stevens Point he began teaching half-time while trying to sell The Book to publishers. In the process, he disguised a chapter of The Book as a short story and won the Writers of the Future competition in 2002. This put him into contact with all the right people, and after deciding to split The Book into three installments, DAW agreed to publish it. In March 2007, The Name of the Wind was published to great acclaim, winning the Quill Award and making the New York Times Bestseller list.

All this success was wonderful. Patrick eventually had to stop teaching in order to focus on writing, though he screwed that up by having an adorable baby with his adorable girlfriend. He started a charity fundraiser called Worldbuilders and published a not-for-children children’s book called The Adventures of the Princess and Mr. Whiffle in July of 2010 through Subterranean Press, which was adorable, and seriously isn’t for children.

After a great deal of work and a few cleared throats and raised eyebrows from his patient editor, Wise Man’s Fear came out in March 2011 to even more acclaim, making #1 on the New York Times Bestseller list. Life continues to rock for him, and he’s working hard on writing the final installment of the series.

John Scalzi

John Scalzi is the New York Times bestselling and Hugo-winning author of science fiction, including the books Old Man’s War, Redshirts, and Lock In, all of which are currently under development for television. He’s also written several non-fiction books, including The Rough Guide to the Universe and Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded. He’s the writer of the video game Midnight Star, developed by Halo co-creator Alex Seropian. He was the Creative Consultant for the television show Stargate Universe. Paul and Storm and Jonathan Coulton have both written songs for his books. There was that one time he was covered in frosting by roller derby players on Neil Gaiman’s lawn. He also caused an Internet sensation by taping bacon to his cat. Seriously, what the hell is going on with this guy, anyway. Visit him online at whatever.scalzi.com.

Wil Wheaton

Wil Wheatongoogle-plus facebook twitter instagram Youtube tumblr2020 • 2018 • 2017 • 2016 • 2015 • 2014 • 2013 • 2012 • 2011Wil Wheaton loves to tell stories. He’s been doing it his whole life. By age ten, he had already been acting for three years. In 1986, at age...

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